can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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