Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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