Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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