Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there was a trapeze. enough said
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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