the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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