Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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