I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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