12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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