they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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