guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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