these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
whose parrot is this?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
