Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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