a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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