think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We are all done wearing pants today
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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