Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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