She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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