I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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