Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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