wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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