Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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