Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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