you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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