The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
