yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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