so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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