thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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