You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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