if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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