There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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