don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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