One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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