Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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