Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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