the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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