dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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