I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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