I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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