Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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