How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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