He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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