I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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