question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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