I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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