btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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