You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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