IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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