come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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