Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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