singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
God, I missed his penis.
And then he peed in my hair
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