VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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