Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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