your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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