"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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