i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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